Bookman’s Clerk. (bags my books) That’s a lot of classics you have there. Are
these for a class you’re taking?
Me. Nope.
Bookman’s Clerk. (continues to bag) Are you a teacher?
Me. Nope.
Bookman’s Clerk. (pauses, looks up at me in confusion) Umm … Do
you really like to read?
CH. (pointedly looks at me with a smug, bemused
expression on his face)
Me. (slightly embarrassed) If I tell you, you have to promise not to
make fun of me.
1.
1984 by George
Orwell
2.
A Clockwork
Orange
by Anthony Burgess
3.
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
(alternative, Anthem by Ayn Rand)
(alternative, Anthem by Ayn Rand)
4.
Beloved by Toni
Morrison
5.
Billy Budd by Herman
Melville
6.
Catch-22 by Joseph
Heller
7.
Death of a
Salesman
by Arthur Miller
8.
East of Eden by John
Steinbeck
9.
I Know Why the
Caged Bird Sings
by Maya Angelou
10.
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
(alternative, Macbeth by Shakespeare)
(alternative, Macbeth by Shakespeare)
11.
Oedipus the King by Sophocles
12.
One Hundred
Years of Solitude
by Gabriel García Márquez
13.
Rebecca by Daphne du
Maurier
14.
Self-Reliance and Nature by Ralph Waldo Emerson
15.
Tess of the
D’Ubervilles
by Thomas Hardy
16.
The Canterbury
Tales
by Geoffrey Chaucer
17.
The Catcher in
the Rye
by J.D. Salinger
18.
The Good Earth by Pearl S.
Buck
19.
The Hitchhiker’s
Guide to the Galaxy
by Douglas Adams
20.
The Martian
Chronicles
by Ray Bradbury
21.
The Old Man and
the Sea
by Ernest Hemingway
22.
The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
23.
The Time Machine by H.G. Wells
24.
Things Fall
Apart
by Chinua Achebe
25. “The Raven” and
selected short stories by Edgar Allen Poe
26. “The Story of an
Hour” by Kate Chopin
27.
“The
Yellow Wallpaper” by Charlotte Perkins Gilman
28.
This Side of
Paradise
by F. Scott Fitzgerald
29.
Ulysses by James Joyce
30.
Uncle Tom’s
Cabin
by Harriet Beecher Stowe
I
think it’s worth noting that there really is no rhyme or reason behind my final
choices. I carefully compiled a list, but when I spread the pages out across
the floor of my loft and started poring over it, I relied mostly on gut
feeling. Anything that “felt” like it should make the final cut got a neat
little checkmark placed by it. And with the exception of a few changes here and
there, those initial choices stuck. I was
tempted to make even more changes once I had finished plundering Bookman’s and had
stacked my spoils atop one of four sagging bookcases in my office. But I squashed
the panic that was threatening to attack (Why
did I pick so many LONG pieces?! When am I going to read all of this?!)
with a little pep talk that may or may not have involved a sizable bowl of ice
cream (aka The Great Problem-Solver). And now I’m good and ready to tackle this
list. *GULP*
So
if you don’t hear much from me in the next 12 months, don’t panic. I’m probably
making myself a second home deep within the pages of these books.

Great list!!! #2 - if you can get through this, let me know. It's one of DJ's fav. movies, so I tried the book...couldn't understand a word of it. #19 - YAY! So funny. And then you can reward yourself with the movie, which I think is awesome (Zooey's in it). They did a great job of aligning it to the book. #30 - This is a great American classic.
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